Never Heard of Key West?

Ah, for the days of Spring Break. This time of year reminds me that my life is indeed over. Well, I do love wearing a suit every day, commuting, and petty office squabbles. Maybe its not all lost. On that note, the AJC had an interesting piece the other day highlighting, among other things, various players Spring Break plans. Full article in the link, but here are the relevant snippets:

Curran: "Heading to Savannah with my girl."
Translation: "I'll be drinking outside for like 12 hours straight standing up. I'm getting so wasted I will be pissing in green fountains in plain view. I will literally be drunk out of my mind. There is a 50% chance I will be arrested or comatose. "

If the water's already green...

Ellerbe: "Going home to sit in front of the TV and get fat."
Translation: "TV. Munchies. You figure it out."

Jones: "Going home and hanging out."
Translation" "See Ellerbe, Danell."

DT Jeff Owens: "Taking a little road trip. Going with Josh Davis to Mississippi. Then we're thinking about going to Houston for Big 12 [basketball] championship, and we might drop by LSU to see some buddies of mine. Heading west."
Translation: "We've seen some crazy LSU bitches on Youtube. Gonna hit that shit up. Houston? I just love me some driving. Why wouldn't I? I'm a giant and riding in cars is comfortable to me."



These are what I would call nontraditional Spring Breakers. Me, I'd prefer to just some old school wet t contests at PCB, fratting it up at Key West, or helping to give Sin City its name. Let's hope Saint Richt is able to get some sleep this week.